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I'm no fucking Buddha

but this is enlightenmet....

Name:
jaytee
Birthdate:
22 March 1982
Location:
External Services:
  • jaytee3@livejournal.com
  • howaboutmel AIM status
Introducing: the triumphant return of the profile. (*collective cheer*)

The beauty of the online profile is that you can be whoever you want to be, and no one would really know the difference. I could be the lead singer of a quasi-popular band situated in Seattle, updating from my laptop on the tour bus as I munch on week-old pizza and sip lukewarm beer. You wouldn't question me. I could be a bartender in a high-scale casino, watching millions of dollars pass before me each night without batting an eye and tempting fucking hot millionaire boys who would give everything they have in a moment of unbridled passion. Essentially, every dream, wet or dry, can come true in the online profile if you can fake the terminology and keep up the façade.

But honestly, my life is rather low-key. I'm in a small city, living from paycheck to paycheck. Sometimes, I see good concerts or read a good book. I take road trips occasionally. Spirits talk to me on a regular basis, but they never have anything fun to say.....they usually just complain about how much it sucks to be dead.

My journal is now friends-only. It never used to be this way, but you know......things change. People change. Journals change. It's all a part of that circle of life that Elton John was singing about over 10 years ago. "Circle of Life" is a song about blogging.

Comment or friend and send me 2 easy payments of $499.99 if you want to be added (that's less than it costs to buy a cup of coffee a day for 4 years). I'll look through your journal, probably add you, and good times will be had. Buy, buy, buy! Now, now, now!
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